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For the “Naughty” List

December 17, 2010

While all the good little boys and girls out there are easy to shop for, what do you get those naughty people on your list?

How about a beating with a stick and a chain? (Or, a beer…)

Legend has it, while jolly ol’ Saint Nick is making his rounds delivering a plethora of presents to all the good people out there, Krampus – Satan’s fanged, goat-horned “little helper” is out and about dishing out gifts in the form of chain whips and stick thrashings.  (It’s like “Mortal Kombat” of holiday lore….)

Southern Tier Brewing Co. pays homage to this nasty little Christmas helper with their winter seasonal offering; Krampus Imperial Helles Lager. This lager is big and malty with a brutal smattering of aromatic hop bitterness. Sweet notes of baked bread, white grapefruit and dry floral hops create an enticing drink.  And,  like any devilish being is expected to do — it sneakily hides the 9% abv  This beer sure does provide a beating, but I’m sure you’ll love every minute of it!

You can put me on the naughty list if this is going to be my present (and I do mean the beer, not the beatings… 😉 !)

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Catie permalink
    December 17, 2010 3:44 pm

    Would it be considered naughty if I put some in my OWN stocking??

  2. December 17, 2010 3:53 pm

    maaayyybe?? i’m sure you would only get a mild chain whipping for that!

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